I have only done shrooms once. A few years ago on a camping trip a friend of a friend made some ’shroom tea. It wasn’t very strong but it was a pretty cool experience.
Last night I was buying some weed, and I’ve been in a weird mood lately so I asked the guy if he had any shrooms. He did. He had to rumage around his room for about 10 minutes but finally pulled them out and I bought a bag with a few mushrooms in it for $40. Pretty sweet.
So today I’m sitting at work thinking about when I’m going to eat these things. Maybe this weekend at the beach, or in the mountains. What is the best place to do shrooms? I googled “fun things to do on shrooms” and the first thing that came up was a thread on a drug message board where stoners harness the power of the internet to share their thoughts and experiences.
Here is what one user had to say about tripping on shrooms in the bathroom:
yea dude i’ve been caught in time/space vortices in bathrooms and stuff, this one time i tranced out on a quarter of boomers in this girl’s bathroom, i started trancing out and a mandala started coming out of the wall and tribal drums started beating wildly, then another mandala of the opposite color started to emerge from where the other one camer out of the wall… then as that one got closer, a separate color came out and I started just like going into the “zone” really hard when I realized I might not be able to make it back if I kept trying so hard to get there… so I tried mad hard to break out and oculdn’t for a second (which felt like eternity), then I just shook my head, everything went white out for a second, then slowly the room faded back into my vision. During this, all I could see was the mandalas, they obscured the whole room.
Great.
10 Responses to “I got some shrooms”
Have a sober person with you to make sure you don’t jump off anything.
That bathroom story is BS. That’s not the kind of thing that happens when you eat shrooms. And you usually wouldn’t eat an entire quarter and you don’t see things that are not there. Colors are more saturated, textures will move, sway and undulate. You definitely don’t hear sounds/noise/music that is not there.
Take them with a friend, get out in nature, have a few beers/smoke some weed. Have fun.
I got one for you, oh curious traveler of the mind. You might have to make some preparations for this, but trust me that it’s an amazing experience. First, you gotta find someone who gives really good hot oil massages. Someone who practices physiotherapy or can really dig into you is the best idea, because the pain is half the fun. (No really)
So you plan it all out, dark room, light ambiance or music and say 30 minutes to an hour of massage. Then you brew some shroom tea before the session, trying to plan it so you peak as they start the massage. By the time you’re done, I promise you that you will feel and act like a mushroom.
Dig yourself a hole, cover yourself in shit and let yourself grow.
Eat more, Psilo.
Psychedelics affect everyone differently. True hallucinations are possible, illusions likely, visual disturbances for sure.
Try them while playing air hockey in an arcade. However make sure the arcade isn’t too dark, as darker environments can spark bad subconscious mental emotions, creating a bad trip. I just hung out and sat down. Make sure you’re in a place where you can let your mind roam.
I would recomend doing them during the day, there is more to look at during the day. and when you take them, chew them up and leave them in your lip untill you start feeling the effects. you can also chew up vitiman c tablets whith the shrooms in your mouth, it makes them taste less bad and the citric acid in the tablets helps to disolve the shrooms. this helps them work faster and in my experence it has given me more intense trips. I have seen and heard things on mushrooms. mainly crazy geometric patterns and strange flowing synths.
ive done shrooms about ten times i go camping cuz it makes your trip so much better and the vitamin c does work,actually i dont do drugz
Long story short: Ignore 99% of what you read online. Idiots who haven’t done it and 14 year olds getting in over their head mostly.
Go here:
http://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms.shtml
Read a lot.
lol you say “stoners” as though they’re losers….
Anyways, just eat them have a great fuckin time.
And it is possible to hear stuff on shrooms that is not really there - if you take enough of the drug that is. A quarter won’t be enough, be a half an ounce will definitely allow you to hear and see thing that are not in reality…
Good luck, and don’t take more than 4 grams because of your inexperience in the psychedelics, trust me.
OK over here we get liberty caps and they literally grow by the hundreds of thousands in back yards all over the suburbs. So I usually take 200-300 shrooms for a good solid trip. I suggest taking 50 for your first time cuz you build an immunity to them pretty quickly.