Yojinbo

I was chatting with my old friend Antonio this afternoon and he told me a great story from his childhood in Puerto Rico.  Here is a transcript of our chat:

me: yo
me: lets do some shrooms this weekend and go to the racetrack

Antonio: not in to that kind of rap

me: how about we do some shrooms and go to a nude beach
me: dude
me: i am in a great mood today

Antonio: lol
Antonio: then you should try brake fluid

me: hahahah

me: damn your dad drank that shit?

Antonio: is like fruit punch or Sangria
Antonio: yeah man

me: why>?

Antonio: i though I told you\

me: no

Antonio: he had this old car with a leaky brakes master cylinder
Antonio: so every 5 days or so, he needed to replenish the fluid
Antonio: so he kept a pint ( on a flat Rum bottle) right under the drivers seat all the time

me: he kept the brake fluid in a rum bottle?

Antonio: yes
Antonio: so one day we went with him to another town and someone gave him a pint of Rum
Antonio: and he came and put it right under his seat
Antonio: then while he was driving he decided to take a big gulp of that rum
Antonio: so he reached under his seat and since he was driving, did not realized it was the wrong pint

me: oh man
me: was he pissed?

Antonio: then he lost his memory all the seddent
Antonio: suddent
Antonio: while we were in the car (3 of his kids)
Antonio: so could not remember where he was
Antonio: or how to get home

me: haha shit

Antonio: lol
Antonio: so we were shitting bricks b/c I was yet too small to drive on the highway
Antonio: so he stopped like 2 towns before getting to our town in PR
Antonio: and we figure to lie to him

me: lie to him?
me: how?

Antonio: we told him(since he had no memory of where to go) that Mom was sick in the hopstital and he forgot that we needed to go and see her but she was in a hospital that was 2 towns over.

me: wtf

Antonio: and luckly or as a miracle he still knew how to put the car on drive and steer and stop and all that shit

Antonio: so when we finally and slowly made t to our house then my mom called the ambulance
Antonio: so they took him away to the ER
Antonio: but we were fine, Thnx God
Antonio: I never forget this

me: what about him?

Antonio: he was in the hospital for like 2 days
Antonio: then they sent him home
Antonio: so all we did from that moment on was to make fun of him because the stupid shit that he pulled